It's All About Me!

(All commentated in the Pixie voice, of course...for those of you that don't know the Pixie voice, oh freakin' well!)

I'm still awound...just in case anybody's wondewing! Nobody evuh asks to see pictures of me...no one evuh asks how I am...I'm just chopped livuh!
In my olduh years, I need the extra comfuht of a blanket or a pillow...
the cahpet's just not soft enuf anymoh!

And evewy oppuhtunity I get, I sneak into bed with my little bruthus, instead

of going to my kennel whehr I know I am supposed to go!

Just look at how gway I have gotten! Pitiful! At least I am gwowing old gwacefully!

The next time you see me will be in a couple of months, when I tuhn 11...that's wight! Eleven!